Real Coaching Job1 of 20
"I know I'm just a volunteer little league coach but I feel if I yell at the kids and umpires a pro scout might see me and give me a REAL coaching job!"
Facebook Updates2 of 20
"Thank you parents for constantly updating me on the results of your child's sporting event. I was on pins and needles."
Future All-Star3 of 20
"Please, tell me more about your future Hall of Famer."
Real Sports Moms4 of 20
"It doesn't matter who wins or loses as long as the kids have fun," said no real sports mom EVER.
Participation Trophies5 of 20
"Parents are now removing scoreboards and everybody wins!"
Two Short Weeks6 of 20
"Yeah, that's right. The kids summer sports season is over! We get to be a family for a whole TWO WEEKS before fall sports begin!"
Hockey Moms7 of 20
"You know you're a hockey mom when you keep your kid home from school with a sniffle, so he's not sick for his game this weekend!"
Snack Duty8 of 20
"I can barely remember to shove water bottles, oranges and granola bars in a bag for my own kids and now you want me to sign up for a snack list? No."
Inherited Talents9 of 20
"Dad, thanks for never missing a display of the disappointing athleticism I inherited from you."
Baseball Moms10 of 20
"What did you say about my son's pitching?"
Bullying Coaches11 of 20
"I wanted to cut you, but your parents complained to the administration."
Parents v. Refs12 of 20
"So, how many idiot parents and coaches do you think will argue with is today over things they know nothing about?"
Let them play!13 of 20
"Parents please remember...It's not about you...It's about the kids...Let them play!"
Swim Team Parents14 of 20
Watch out for that heat exhaustion!
Great play!15 of 20
"When your son makes a great play then looks at you in the stands..."
Screaming Parents16 of 20
"Dear Mom and Dad, thanks for screaming at the umpires and other parents the entire game. You're the best!!!"
Softball Parents17 of 20
"I suppose with softball you have to expect a level of crying, fighting and temper tantrums...the kids, however, are very well behaved."
Soccer Moms18 of 20
"Overindulging children since the 1990s."
Positive Encouragement19 of 20
"The six things parents can say to kids playing sports: Have fun, play hard, I love you, did you have fun, I am proud of you, I love you."