PTA officers are impressive with their can-do attitudes and their constant preparedness, so the rest of us feel a little bit guilty when we dodge their cheery faces at the grocery store, but if we don't, we know we'll end up in charge of tickets sales at the fall carnival. LOL at these relatable tweets from parents just trying to keep up.
I may make it to the meetings, but I won't be on time.1 of 17
Did I miss anything important?
The real reason people show up.2 of 17
KNEW I shouldn't have skipped last Tuesday's meeting.
Oh, look! It's Fiona's mom.3 of 17
Mom who drives the red van, mom who's always wearing stilettos, mom who packs a homecooked lunch for every kid...
And the PTA Spirit Award goes to...4 of 17
Dads bring an entirely new level of entertainment to the meetings.
Please, I'll donate whatever is necessary to avoid selling one more tin of popcorn.5 of 17
Name. Your. Price.
If you don't want to throw money at the situation, terror works too.6 of 17
So sorry, I can't be trusted with living things...er, aside from my kids.
My signature move.7 of 17
Believe me, you don't want to eat anything I bake.
Reasonable.8 of 17
Only newbies attend PTA events without a wine flask.
*Takes copious notes while crossing fingers for a fight.*9 of 17
Don't miss next week's meeting live tweets!
Are you ready?10 of 17
It's basically a cult.
Yeah, Carol. Let's hear her out.11 of 17
But would a round of shots be the worst idea?
LOL, nice try. No one gets kicked out.12 of 17
You can't even quit if you want to.
I'd watch the heck out of that show.13 of 17
That word just doesn't exist in the PTA world.
Shhh, your secret's safe with me.14 of 17
Contraband wine is a necessity.
Uh, yeah, I do. Please don't look me in the eye.15 of 17
Pro tip: Wear sunglasses any time you enter the school to avoid all eye contact.
Hopefully nobody notices my house slippers.16 of 17
How do they find time to dress their kids and themselves?