When Your Newborn has to Eat Every 37 Minutes...
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"What have I gotten myself into...?"
When Your Four-Month-Old Goes Through Sleep Regression...
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"NO! You were just starting to get good at this."
When Your Three-Year-Old Wets the Bed...
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"Maybe if I got him a king-size mattress, he could just roll over to a dry part and leave me alone."
When Your Five-Year-Old Has a Nightmare...
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"I knew I shouldn't have let you watch 'The Walking Dead' with me."
When Your 11-Year-Old is Up Sick. All. Night. Long...
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"If I puke because I can't stand the smell of the puke, I can technically call in sick, right?"
When Your 16-Year-Old Still Isn't Home an Hour Past Curfew...
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"Please be OK. Please be OK. Please be OK."
When Your 16-Year-Old Gets Home One Hour and Three Minutes Past Curfew...
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"Are you OK? Not for long."
When You're Driving to Work the Next Day...
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"OK, that light just turned red. Thirty-second power nap starting now!"
When You Have a Meeting the Next Morning...
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"Would it be totally obvious if I just put my sunglasses on and leaned back in my chair a little?"
When You Finally Get Home From Work...
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"Just give me five minutes before this starts all over again."
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