When Your Newborn has to Eat Every 37 Minutes...1 of 11
"What have I gotten myself into...?"
When Your Four-Month-Old Goes Through Sleep Regression...2 of 11
"NO! You were just starting to get good at this."
When Your Three-Year-Old Wets the Bed...3 of 11
"Maybe if I got him a king-size mattress, he could just roll over to a dry part and leave me alone."
When Your Five-Year-Old Has a Nightmare...4 of 11
"I knew I shouldn't have let you watch 'The Walking Dead' with me."
When Your 11-Year-Old is Up Sick. All. Night. Long...5 of 11
"If I puke because I can't stand the smell of the puke, I can technically call in sick, right?"
When Your 16-Year-Old Still Isn't Home an Hour Past Curfew...6 of 11
"Please be OK. Please be OK. Please be OK."
When Your 16-Year-Old Gets Home One Hour and Three Minutes Past Curfew...7 of 11
"Are you OK? Not for long."
When You're Driving to Work the Next Day...8 of 11
"OK, that light just turned red. Thirty-second power nap starting now!"
When You Have a Meeting the Next Morning...9 of 11
"Would it be totally obvious if I just put my sunglasses on and leaned back in my chair a little?"
When You Finally Get Home From Work...10 of 11
"Just give me five minutes before this starts all over again."