When you're making your 19th trip to the mall.1 of 13
I'm definitely going to need a Cinnabon to calm my nerves.
When holiday pettiness is at an all-time high.2 of 13
*Corrects Christmas card grammar and mails it back*
When your stress level directly correlates to the amount of wine in your glass.3 of 13
Well, they don't call it the most wonderful time of the year for nothing.
When your kid rewrites their Christmas list at the last minute.4 of 13
Good thing Amazon–ahem, Santa–ships overnight.
When the family gets into yet another festive holiday disagreement.5 of 13
If we aren't fighting, are we even a family?
When you accidentally ask your kid about the gifts they want.6 of 13
Do they have mute buttons?
When you decorate the tree with toddlers.7 of 13
Nothing I love more than my ornaments decorating the floor around the tree in broken pieces.
When you're definitely not getting your kid that insane toy they asked for.8 of 13
It's been 27 years since I didn't get that Dolly Dream House, and I'm doing juuust fine.
When you're trying to work out your family's schedule of holiday parties.9 of 13
I should earn a PhD in math for this.
When your husband has no idea what gifts he's giving.10 of 13
He's going to be so excited to see how generous he was with mine this year.
When you wonder if you've had too many Christmas treats.11 of 13
Oh, that's right–the limit does not exist. *Reaches for another*