16 Crazy-Funny Tweets from Parents on the Brink

We parents spend our days ensuring our children are healthy, fed and safe. We gently mold them into respectful members of society, guiding them towards good choices. Why? Because we want them to grow up to be succesful and happy and, most importantly, living somewhere else.

Meanwhile, our kids are busy seeing how many beans they can fit up their noses, how far they can punt a juice box and how long they can go without actually brushing all of their teeth.

So we repeat. And we redirect. And sometimes we feel like locking ourselves in our bedrooms to tweet our hearts out while binging on chocolate cake. Behold, our messages from the dark (chocolate) side, on the brink of chaos.

About the Author

Amy Flory

Amy Flory has been featured on multiple parenting sites, was named one of Mashable’s 17 Funny Moms on Twitter in 2013, and one of Parenting’s 10 Twitter Handles to Follow in 2015. She is a contributor to the New York Times Bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series, and the wildly popular Big Book of Parenting Tweets series. Amy can be found laughing at the absurdity of parenting on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, sharing her famous Crock Pot Thursday recipes on Pinterest, and writing embarrassing stories about her family and herself at FunnyIsFamily.com.
Amy Flory has been featured on multiple parenting sites, was named one of Mashable’s 17 Funny Moms on Twitter in 2013, and one of Parenting’s 10 Twitter Handles to Follow in 2015. She is a contributor to the New York Times Bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series, and the wildly popular Big Book of Parenting Tweets series. Amy can be found laughing at the absurdity of parenting on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, sharing her famous Crock Pot Thursday recipes on Pinterest, and writing embarrassing stories about her family and herself at FunnyIsFamily.com.

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