Funny Tweets About Bedtime Struggles

I love sleeping. I get excited about bedtime before I'm even out the door for the day, and I can't even wrap my head around why kids fight sleep so much. Sleep is the best! Bedtime is only trumped by naptime, and kids don't know how great they have it with early bedtimes and glorious naps.

Instead, they treat bedtime like torture and already-worn-out parents are beaten down even more by kids who pretend they are allergic to sleep. These funny parents from Twitter share our pain.

Sometimes the warning signs of bedtime problems start hours in advance.
 

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@PedersenAhmed
"It'll be real quick."

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@thedad
You do this too, right?

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@improbablythe
The deepest questions are asked in the darkest of night.

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@mymom_rocks
Uh, thank you?

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@maggiesmithpoet
Honestly, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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@saltymamas
This is the only option.

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@Lhlodder
I've seen that movie for 10 years now.

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@FredTaming
Yeah, what's the problem?

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@TwinzerDad
Because the kids never went to bed.

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@iwearaonesie
See also: "We're leaving the park in 5 minutes."

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@maughammom
A locking door is a must.

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@HomeWithPeanut
It was the worst of times.

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@UnfilteredMama
Hold onto your seats; it's bedtime.

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@sammyrhodes 
GET BACK IN YOUR BED.

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@FunnyIsFamily

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