Spring Break Tweets That Are All Too Real

You aren’t the only one suffering through spring break. Your breakables are taking a beating, too.

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@KateWhineHall

Go outside, and don’t come back in until it’s time to go back to school.

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@LetMeStart

The week that feels like a year will drive you to demand forced fun, reminding you of your own parents.

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@MissHavisham

Million-dollar idea.

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@sarcasticmommy4

We’ll take odds on everyone being a loser.

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@ScaryMommy

And maybe you decide to take the circus on the road for the week. 

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@momTruthBomb

And spend the week saying no to overpriced trinkets and looking in every single bag for the goggles you know you packed for the hotel pool.

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@CheeseBoy22

And just when you think you can’t take another day, it’s over.

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@fowlcomics

And then you miss spring break because getting back to normal life is hard.

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@DadandBuried

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About the Author

Amy Flory

Amy Flory has been featured on multiple parenting sites, was named one of Mashable’s 17 Funny Moms on Twitter in 2013, and one of Parenting’s 10 Twitter Handles to Follow in 2015. She is a contributor to the New York Times Bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series, and the wildly popular Big Book of Parenting Tweets series. Amy can be found laughing at the absurdity of parenting on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, sharing her famous Crock Pot Thursday recipes on Pinterest, and writing embarrassing stories about her family and herself at FunnyIsFamily.com.
Amy Flory has been featured on multiple parenting sites, was named one of Mashable’s 17 Funny Moms on Twitter in 2013, and one of Parenting’s 10 Twitter Handles to Follow in 2015. She is a contributor to the New York Times Bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series, and the wildly popular Big Book of Parenting Tweets series. Amy can be found laughing at the absurdity of parenting on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, sharing her famous Crock Pot Thursday recipes on Pinterest, and writing embarrassing stories about her family and herself at FunnyIsFamily.com.

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