Spring Break Tweets That Are All Too Real

Spring break used to mean late nights, questionable choices and a variety of excesses that we won’t go into. Now it means, well, pretty much the same thing, but the questionable choices are choosing to go to Disney at the same time as the rest of the country or letting the kids use the glitter paint unsupervised, and the excesses are in the form of snacks, snacks and more snacks.

Here are the funniest parents on Twitter breaking down the complicated feelings parents have about the longest week in the spring.

Are you ready for this? 

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@WendyAarons

Let’s have some fun.

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@simoncholland

No packed lunches, but an endless stream of snacks instead.

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@byclintedwards

We have big plans for fun outings and lots of fresh air.

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@FunnyIsFamily

And we stick with it for a few very long hours.

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@DomesticGoddss

At least get dressed. Or not.

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@FatherWithTwins

Sometimes, instead of walks on the beach you’re getting walks through the cold and flu aisle at CVS.

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@HousewifeOfHell

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About the Author

Amy Flory

Amy Flory has been featured on multiple parenting sites, was named one of Mashable’s 17 Funny Moms on Twitter in 2013, and one of Parenting’s 10 Twitter Handles to Follow in 2015. She is a contributor to the New York Times Bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series, and the wildly popular Big Book of Parenting Tweets series. Amy can be found laughing at the absurdity of parenting on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, sharing her famous Crock Pot Thursday recipes on Pinterest, and writing embarrassing stories about her family and herself at FunnyIsFamily.com.
Amy Flory has been featured on multiple parenting sites, was named one of Mashable’s 17 Funny Moms on Twitter in 2013, and one of Parenting’s 10 Twitter Handles to Follow in 2015. She is a contributor to the New York Times Bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series, and the wildly popular Big Book of Parenting Tweets series. Amy can be found laughing at the absurdity of parenting on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, sharing her famous Crock Pot Thursday recipes on Pinterest, and writing embarrassing stories about her family and herself at FunnyIsFamily.com.

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